12 Things You Should Do With A Guy Before You Sleep With Him

[lawryn]

1. Exchange names-first, middle, last, embarrasing childhood nicknames, the works.

2. Pay some attention to your bodies' un-private parts-stroke the inside of his wrist, feel his fingers trail across your collarbone-and notice how they start to feel private.

3. Slow dance. It's foreplay on your feet.

4. Disagree. Democrat or Republican? The Godfather I or II? To-may-toe or to-mah-toe? Win, lose or draw, just be sure you argue your side with smarts and passion.

5. Play scrabble or checkers or tiddlywinks-it can be a battle of wits or skill, as long as it's a battle.

6. Swap dirty jokes. (Feel too dirty? Heck, girl, what do you think sex is gonna feel like?)

7. Tease him. Get teased back.

8. Meet each other's pets. Family can wait.

9. Send e-mails during the workday. Easy on the emoticons.

10. Have the sexual history talk. Yes, you have to.

11. Cook dinner together. Don't know a pinch from a smidgen? Doesn't matter, as long as the recipe's one part you and one part him.

And last, but, not least...

12. Help him with condom-you do have a condom, right?

Compliments of Glamour Magazine.

think anything should be added or taken out?

[Dionysus]

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

(I don't know if I should laugh with or AT this list)

[Hootie]

Sweet! I'll post that next to the bed HA HA HA! (j/k)

[AXO_MOM_3]

Alright! Here are the answers to all those questions about when to sleep with a guy my little seventh grade girlies ask after the sex education videos. I'll just give them all a copy of this! Yeah...right.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

I totally have that hanging on my door along with last months 14 things in life no one can ever take away from you. I think some of the things on this list are good like giving attention to his wrists or some random place like that but the baord game thing just made me laugh. Oh well.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by lawryn
1. Exchange names

Damn, now you tell me, I guess I failed that test!

Just kidding


Seriously though, I think one thing you should do is actually sleep with them before you "sleep with them"...yes that means spending the night in the same bed with your clothes (or most of them) on and actually closing your eyes and drifiting off into unconscienceness....

I love waking up with him next to me, wether we just slept or slept together...

[CatStarESP4]

Now that's the way it ought to be!

[gphiangel624]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
Seriously though, I think one thing you should do is actually sleep with them before you "sleep with them"...yes that means spending the night in the same bed with your clothes (or most of them) on and actually closing your eyes and drifiting off into unconscienceness....

I love waking up with him next to me, wether we just slept or slept together...

Totally agree with that. If you can't feel comfortable waking up next to a guy, in all your nighttime-induced "beauty," then you can't sleep with him quite yet. And that includes the following and more:
- the yucky taste in your mouth
- the sleepy breath
- the dissheveled hair
- the possible marks on your face where your rings or something plastic pressed into your face all night long
- mascara, eyeshadow, and eyeliner forming lovely raccoon eyes you were hoping he'd never see (thus the reason I wash my face... one less thing to worry about!)
- the need to use the restroom the INSTANT you wake up (can't be all lovey-dovey in the morning when your bladder is killing you)

Need I say more?

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Nowadays, blood work should be done to get tested for diseases.

[MereMere21]

I always had the rule if you can't have bodily functions around him (ie: fart, burp, pee, poop, etc...) then you shouldn't sleep with him


I'm not saying I always followed this rule, but I still had it in my mind

[Eirene_DGP]

Originally posted by Cream
Nowadays, blood work should be done to get tested for diseases.

Agreed. I am surprised that wasn't on the list.

[IheartMATT806]

Originally posted by MereMere21
I always had the rule if you can't have bodily functions around him (ie: fart, burp, pee, poop, etc...) then you shouldn't sleep with him


I'm not saying I always followed this rule, but I still had it in my mind

LOL very cute way to think of it. Its SOOO true tho!

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by Cream
Nowadays, blood work should be done to get tested for diseases.

I bet you don't get sex very often.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by lawryn
1. Exchange names-first, middle, last, embarrasing childhood nicknames, the works.

2. Pay some attention to your bodies' un-private parts-stroke the inside of his wrist, feel his fingers trail across your collarbone-and notice how they start to feel private.

3. Slow dance. It's foreplay on your feet.

4. Disagree. Democrat or Republican? The Godfather I or II? To-may-toe or to-mah-toe? Win, lose or draw, just be sure you argue your side with smarts and passion.

5. Play scrabble or checkers or tiddlywinks-it can be a battle of wits or skill, as long as it's a battle.

6. Swap dirty jokes. (Feel too dirty? Heck, girl, what do you think sex is gonna feel like?)

7. Tease him. Get teased back.

8. Meet each other's pets. Family can wait.

9. Send e-mails during the workday. Easy on the emoticons.

10. Have the sexual history talk. Yes, you have to.

11. Cook dinner together. Don't know a pinch from a smidgen? Doesn't matter, as long as the recipe's one part you and one part him.

And last, but, not least...

12. Help him with condom-you do have a condom, right?

Compliments of Glamour Magazine.

think anything should be added or taken out?

Leave out the sexual history talk, I don't want to know how dirty she was in college.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by cashmoney
I bet you don't get sex very often.

i'd bet you don't get blood work very often