[AOX81]

"Love is extacy and agony. Freedom and imprisonment. It's what keeps people together and apart."

"Two people can be perfect for each other--and if the timing is wrong it is never going to work out for them. Bad timing is the reason most normal people end up single. weirdos and creeps are single because they are weirdos and creeps. but people like us are single because we are the victims of bad timing."

"Love is a minefield: You take a step, get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again, and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single."

"I cheese sandwich you."