Ok, I'll bite on this one....
"Oh, balls!" said the Queen. "If I had two, I'd be king."
"To love another person is to see the face of God."
"Yes, I'm a good housekeeper, I divorce the men and keep the house"~Eva Gabor
"Women have to work twice as hard as men to get the same respect, luckily, it's not that hard."
"Conscienceness: That annoying time between naps."
"Conscienceness: That annoying time between beers."
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I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
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